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If you believe that the Clear Creek Canyon report is the Bible, and that Richard K. Talbot's Fremont Farmers is the Pearl of Great Price then allow us to welcome you. OPA alumni unite!
Irritating Full Professors:
Irritating Professors That Could be Assistant or Full-
Well, probably. I just got back from a two week trip back east analyzing sandal collections at the
Although there are probably a few more sandals out there, I’ve got over 200 in my database right now so will probably start data cleanup, analysis, and crunching numbers soon. Leaving tonight for North Creek and will be there for the next 6 weeks. Oh, and the 2006 issue of Utah Archaeology (edited by yours truly, Chris Watkins, and Scott Ure as Technical editor) should be coming out in about a month (if all goes as planned). So renew your UPAC dues if you haven’t done so; everyone is going to want one of these newly formatted sweet sweet Ure creations
After such ground-breaking BoM proofs have been revealed and more than one faithful truth-seeker has been so uplifted, I feel very useless sitting here with my porcelain fragments and barrel straps...
None the less, I just went to the library's little ETD training class and since I don't get to talk to most of you in person very often and don't have a clue where most of you are at in the process, I thought I'd share this in the hopes of being useful...This is the gist of the class and it’s all you’ll get going to the library class, so I wouldn’t bother going.
Additional Resources:
As a reminder, there are templates, examples, and lists of requirements on the Grad Studies website (they’re forms ADV 11 and 12, various parts).
BYU’s Online Tutorial for Creating an ETD ready pdf—really slow and boring, though!
Download a free trial of Acrobat Professional
Microsoft’s Walk-Through on Creating Quick Styles in Word 2007
A most of you know, Chris and I are attempting to become the new Utah Archaeology editors. At the business portion of the UPAC meetings we discussed the issue and some have asked that I do a post explaining where the issue sits. At the meeting we discussed how Utah Arch needs to get back up and running and that it should have institutional support if at all possible. Although no one with institutional support is willing to step up. Most agree that there should be some type of editorial board headed by an editor(s). The board would be made up of specialists and when an article was sent to Utah Arch the primary editor(s) would send it to the specialist who would then pick out a couple of reviewers and take care of the reviewing and revision process and then send it to the editor when it was ready to go. The editor would then put the issue together. Lori H. (the president of UPAC) had me stand and talk for a bit about Chris and I being willing to be co-editors. In the end nothing was decided and Lori said we should continue the discussion on a message board. After the meeting Dr. J and I talked with Lori and she committed to send us everything Jason Bright had for the next issue (2005) which is supposedly almost ready to be printed. But I have yet to hear from Lori (despite an email to her on Tuesday) and am doubtful about how 'close' the next issue really is. All of this in my mind epitomizes the problems with using a board, put a lot of people in charge of doing something and nothing ever really gets done, or it gets done very slowly. Anyway, we'll see how it turns out, but I don't have too much faith that it will be resolved anytime in the near future. C'est la vie.
Ah yes my friends......it cometh. I just found out yesterday that I passed my Comprehensive Exams. Yea! For those of you who don't know I took my exams in the beginning of Dec, passed two of my questions but failed one. My committee allowed me to rewrite the one I had a problem with and this time I passed. I'm not officially ABD yet as I have to defend my proposal, but I'll be doing that sometime in February. This puts me one step closer to graduating and buying that double-wide I always promise Sally!
Did dinosaurs ever live on earth with man?
How did ancient artists know what dinosaurs looked like?
When and where was the last dinosaur sighting?
The answers to these questions and more can be found in the following website:
Oh, man. For those of you who have been in the office lately, you have had the pleasure of viewing some literature that I brought in from GJ that talks about this stuff. I just wanted to provide the website for those of you who have not had the opportunity to look at the articles in person. It's kinda along the same lines as a post that Aaron posted awhile back.