Dear Everyone,
I've made haikus for all!
A Haiku for Chris:
Ho-ho-ho- wha? who?
Ho-ho-what the h? who cares?
More like, ho-ho-krap
A Haiku for Jenny:
Are you kidding me?
Rusty nails and can scatters
You get paid for this?
Oh, another haiku for Jenny!
Hole-in-top, matchstick?
Insignificant cowboys
Boring, boring, dumb
A Haiku for Aaron and the Fremont:
Fremont foragers
Don't loose your rabbit stick now!
Smelly pithouses
A Haiku for the Nabataeans:
Written language, kings,
Monumental structures....hmm..
Sounds like it's a state!
A Haiku for State-level societies:
Important cultures
Romans, Greeks, and Egyptians
No snail suckers here!
A Haiku for North American Archaeologists:
Burial digging
Don't let NAGPRA keep you down!
Night excavations
Now you can all pack your bags and go to Hell-
Love,
Holly
8 comments:
THIS is why we need more Holly around! Who finally prompted her? Whoever it was needs to do it more often!
PS: I'm not sure what Santa Claus has to do with our relationship Holly, but I would appreciate it if you would leave him out of it in the future.
Must say I particularly like the Fremont one for Aaron. And cowboys are, indeed, boring at times, but:
States in Old Jordan?
They all got conquered big time!
Cans: Undefeated.
Let's give it up for the western U.S. Still American after all these years. Sorry Holly, you lose!
I think it was mostly Jenny who did the prompting.
What was it the Evil Emperor from Star Wars said?
"Embrace your anger"
Sound advice for Holly
Holly,
I know I don't hound you like the others, but I am offended that I was not given a haiku.
I'm going to quit going to church now.
I want one too or I will join Mike!
Flipidi-flippin-Filfoul!
Hey Chris,
That was a reference to the Hohokam, not Santa, although the haiku for you did sound a bit "jingly" I guess. Uh, Mike and Scott, I'd hate to be the reason for you guys to stop going to church. I'll try to come up with some haikus for you two as well. Don't drop your testemonies yet. Stay strong! And stay tuned.
The haiku for Chris just went from crap to quite nice. Well played.
In my defense, I did get the Hohokam reference, but I thought it would be ambiguous to others.
And Holly, in the future, please use the more culturally sensitive "Ancestral O'odham". Hohokam is so blasé...
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